A cat is a feeling of love wrapped in soft fur.

The name "heater cat" derives from a sketch on the radio program "Prairie Home Companion"... a heater cat is a Big Warm cat, suitable for Minnesota winters. Buy a big coat with four pockets sewn into the inside of the front, then pop a heater cat into each pocket... At night, they keep you warm in bed. Heater cats are bed warmers, lap warmers, and life warmers.

This house is owned and operated solely for the comfort and convenience of the cats.

My heart isn't in it right now.