Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sit at the table (or on the table) when you eat?
Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts
for the kids or grandkids?
Do you spend more on your cat than you do on your spouse?
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat to them
Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you like it?
out the litter box after each use?
Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
Do you think it's 'cute' when your cat swings on the drapes
or licks the butter?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap?
Does your cat sign the card?
Do your cats have their own web pages?
If not, is it only because of lack of time on your part?
Do you have more than three opened but rejected cans of cat food
in your refrigerator?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made
from eggs, milk, and salmon?
Do you microwave your cat's food?
Do you prepare it from scratch?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Did you buy a videotape of fish swimming in an aquarium to
entertain your cat?
Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and
have a birthday party to celebrate?
Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb
the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because
it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard,
so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet?
Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your
kids or grandkids?
When people call to talk to you on the phone,
do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?
Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?
Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?
Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the
potential spot for the litter box?
Do you have a complete wardrobe of cat-decorated apparel?
Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?
Do you notice cat hair in your food?
Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making
that noise with your pursed lips?
When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litter box"?
Do you ever refer to your own doctor as "the Vet"?
Do you admit to non-cat-owners how many cats you really have?
Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"